Routinely getting banking errors is extraordinarily exasperating and ends up in hours of handling robots, followed by hours of dealing like folk acting like bots but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was momentarily the riches person globally. A PayPal error left him with a little over $92 Quadrillion bucks. Just actually he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you know what I might do with $92 quadrillion greenbacks?
With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 buck bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you say it. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might build everything I own out of money. My house, my car, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my cash.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He probably did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. This is where a "long lost pal" spotted it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folks in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal right after contacted him and noted the big mistake and said that they'd give a vague amount to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's stated that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion dollars. He stated that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast theoretical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the ocean for him. Just in that act alone he has committed several felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, computer crime, let alone the incontrovertible fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a computed 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where approximately for swiping $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in prison) That's just with one charge! They will be locking up his bloodline forever. If the government let's him survive to see the remainder of his wishes with his cash, it would all be in vein proving the misconception in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool concept. No issues in that you're just about infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There's no investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There is only buying. Next, if you assumed folk coming out the wood work for lottery winnings was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery prize every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those theft peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a nations military to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's pays off the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders trivial billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals trying to make contact again after striking it big means they are gold digging, and eventually gets tossed in jail by a thankful US, which will finally pinch all of his money.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal jail cell.
With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 buck bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you say it. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might build everything I own out of money. My house, my car, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my cash.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He probably did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. This is where a "long lost pal" spotted it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folks in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal right after contacted him and noted the big mistake and said that they'd give a vague amount to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's stated that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion dollars. He stated that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast theoretical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the ocean for him. Just in that act alone he has committed several felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, computer crime, let alone the incontrovertible fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a computed 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where approximately for swiping $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in prison) That's just with one charge! They will be locking up his bloodline forever. If the government let's him survive to see the remainder of his wishes with his cash, it would all be in vein proving the misconception in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool concept. No issues in that you're just about infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There's no investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There is only buying. Next, if you assumed folk coming out the wood work for lottery winnings was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery prize every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those theft peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a nations military to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's pays off the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders trivial billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals trying to make contact again after striking it big means they are gold digging, and eventually gets tossed in jail by a thankful US, which will finally pinch all of his money.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal jail cell.
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